Ketih Olberman as Freud, Special Guest Janeane Garofalo as DEPRESSED

Keith Olberman just never fails to amaze. What did our favorite lil sportscaster Edward R Murrow wanna be do now? He and his guest Janeane Garofalo pretend to be psychologists and discuss why Rush Limbaugh is Rush Limbaugh. Put simpler, why Rush has low approval ratings in some 'POLL" that only 37 % women like him.They actually try to ANALYZE this.

WOW

I could go on for about 2 days on this 7 minute piece but just a couple of notes.

First off Janeane Garofalo is a walking human pile of depression. This is my psychoanalysis, but of course I have 3 degrees in this field from Crackerjack boxes , 3 more than these tools.



Just reading her bio on on Wikepedia made me feel really bad for her. She wants to kick it and bad, and she admits as much at the end of the 'BIT".

Now the most insulting thing is the use of terms that neither knows what they are talking about. Namely "Stockholm Syndrome" and accusation that any women that would date Rush has this or Micheal Steele new chairman of the Republican Party is afflicted with this too.

Keith my boy " YOUR A RACISIT" and it should be called out as such. Garofalo doesn't know any better because she is totally bummed out " BY LIFE" but you my boy are a former sportscaster who occasionally had to interview BLACK people. I think you should have learned that most blacks, Hispanics, Chinese, ohhh the list could go on might have different views POLTICALLY from you and aren't beholden to some syndrome that your producer clued you into 15 mins before this sad bit of comedy.

I really hope Micheal Steele calls you to the carpet on this you TERD.

As for the analysis of Rush , I'm sure Mr Limbaugh has more than enough gals who listen to him and love him!!!!. Assuming that half of Rush's 20 million listeners are women 37 % of a total 10 million listeners is about 3 1/2 million or so women who dig Limbaugh and that's more than you and Garofalo could garner in 3 months of stupidity.

Keep it up Keith, I LOVE IT!!!!

To watch this dismal clip courtesy of Hot Air click right here

Oh Gawwwwd It's Keith Olberman

CORRECTION....CORRECTION....CORRECTION


Here at Duke over America, unlike over at Countdown we can correct a mistake. Truth matters and the truth is I still love ya Keith, your my favorite TOOL

According to TV NEWSER it was not the Lead sportscaster at MSNBC that uttered " Awww Gawd" but our favorite leg tinglier Chris Matthews who spoketh the phrase. Dammit Chris, your Catholic you know that's no no!!! Can't wait to watch the grovel dribble fest later on HARDBALL!!!!










Keith just can't help himself bless his lil black heart. Right before Bobby Jindals republican response to President Obama's State of confusion address as Jindal approached the place he was to deliver the speech Olby muttered...

" Oh Gawwwd"



Here is your video.....



For those of you who have not read this blog before I have commented on Olby here and his female impersonator the lovely Rachel Maddow here. I think they are national treasures to be watched and MOCKED.

Now I'm REALLY ticked at myself for not being able to watch Olby's pre and post speech analysis because Tues is dollar taco day at the non local bar and I chose that over the " One's" speech. How many other Olby gems or Maddow pontification rants did I miss?

DAMMIT all to Hell dollar taco night!!!!

Tonight's Countdown will be a gem , watch won't you? If you can control your anger without pills that is!!!!!

Rachel Maddow is a genius.......... or maybe not

Now I have to admit, When I'm in the mood to watch some political commentary I watch MSNBC more than Fox. I love watching Chris Matthews dribble on himself trying to make a point before the air is totally pressed out of his lungs, or watch Keith Olberman trying not to be the pretentious ASS that the Lord wanted him to be. I mostly watch because these clowns are SOOOO biased that it keeps me sharp, I never want to be caught flatfoot in a debate and watching MSNBC is prep. I can listen to some outrageous point made by a "respected" reporter like Chuck Todd and break it down so that if I'm ever on one of these programs I will know how to lay the wood on them and make it HURT!!

"Never be afraid of the opposition" so said my great great great Uncle George Custer.
It didn't work so well for him, but I get his point.

Well now to complete the un holy trinity over at the MSNBC of Matthews and Olberman is Rachel Maddow. A lot of people I talk to HATE Rachel Maddow.

I find her mildly amusing, kinda like a BIG pimple you get as a teenager. You admire it for a while and than squish it. Unlike the Olberman pimple that you just pop and is just a blippin mess.

Now I get the whole schtick with Maddow, she never has anyone on that will disagree with her ( Just like Olby) because her positions are as weak as Bill Clinton's will, pre heart surgery, at an all you can eat buffet. She is there primarily because she has some wit, and she is essentially a female Olby. Gotta give the derelicts who are not working, Code Pink, we hate George Bush at any cost crowd a pin up girl too.

So I guess I'm trying to say I think she's bright, she just chooses not to exert her intelligence for whatever reason. Maybe she wants to be the one who sends a TINGLE up Matthews leg?

So when I recently read that she had said this my first thought was " she's being a good corporate employee, Keith is gonna give her a cookie!"........


“The idea that there’s any equivalency between us and Fox News...” she says. “Fox is a political experiment. Imagine them having somebody as liberal as Joe Scarborough is conservative doing their whole morning? It doesn't make sense."


But than she goes and TOTALLY blows any confidence of mine in her smarts by dropping this little nugget of information...................


Yet after the panel, Maddow told a huddle of reporters she doesn’t own a TV and has “never seen a show on Fox at any time ever.”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! You have never watched FOX or own a TV ? Rachel go over to Olby's house, I'm sure once you get past all the pictures of himself lining the entire hallway, he has a least 10 tv's on Fox, as is evidenced by his constant obsession with Bill O Reilly.

You are missing some great TV too, like Bill hitting on Meghan, Bill hitting on Amanda, Bill hitting on Monica. It's must see TV!!!

Honestly though, your in the business, watch the competition, or at the very least don't comment on something YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. It makes you look foolish. More so than your asinine pontificating and over the top cheekiness you do all ready.

I had hope for you and now hope has been dashed. It's not even 2 days into the AGE of OBAMA ( which is hope don't ya know) and I feel like this.

President Obama said Hope and Change is on the way, Rachel, I Hope you Change!!!

OR at the very least watch Fox for a 1/2 hr a day, I promise you won't melt!

Possibly after watching Bill Hemmer you might get a tingle up your leg. I won't tell Olby, I promise!!!


To read the whole story click here..

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/01/17/maddow-bashes-fox-news-then-admits-never-seeing-one-fnc-program


( H/T Noel Sheppard @ News busters)